Most embarrassing story. Are you kidding me?

My most embarrassing moment happened in jr. high (surprise, surprise). My "group" of friends had decided to make smoothies. Everyone ran upstairs to do something (I don't remember what). I was just going to mix the smoothies one more time. I took a wooden spoon and stuck it in the blender...while it was on. It chopped the spoon to pieces. I went upstairs to tell my friends, but I got distracted. Until my friend's brother came home. Who was of course soooo cute. Like any teenage boy he walked in, saw the smoothie, and got himself a glass. We were still upstairs when he yelled up to us asking what was wrong with the smoothie/why was there wood in it. All the girls bolted down to the kitchen and I was left stuttering trying to explain that I blended the spoon. I ruined the smoothie, the spoon, and looked like an idiot. I was so embarrassed. Too be honest, I think I've blocked out most of the details. All you need to know is-- I was mortified.